1. Only Indians get overwhelmed with the idea of using Only at the end of every sentence. It makes every sentence so easy, so complete in itself, right? ‘I am here only’… ‘We are always having fun like that only’… you can just keep going. 2. My Brother is in foreign, so we are going to foreign next month. Foreign is an adjective, you cannot use it as a noun. Stop changing the rules. Every time I hear someone saying this I am like: 3. Real-brother/Real-Sister. If you too say phrases like real-brother or cousin-sister you seriously need to join English speaking classes or maybe hire a translator. Because… 4. Myself XYZ 5. What is your good name? Good name? Seriously? Could someone possibly be having a ‘bad name’ as well? Stop using literal translations from Hindi to English. 6. Please Revert back We often come across the term “Revert Back” or “Kindly Revert Back” and it is absolutely incorrect. Revert and back have the same meaning. ...
True Love Story... Ek din ek 18 saal ki ladki ne apne lover se puchha :-”aap mujhe mere 20th birthday par kya gift dene waale ho??? “uske lover ne jawab diya : “abhi bahut time hai tumhare 20th birthday ko, birthday to aane do.. Ladki k 20 saal hone me 3 din baaki they. Tabhi Achanak wo behosh ho gai aur usse turant hospitalle jaaya gya..!! Doctor uska check up karke bahar aaya aur uski family ko btaya ki uss ladki k dil me ek hole hai, jiski wajah se wo shayad mar jaayegi. Jab wo ladki hospital meapne bed pe leti huyi thi, to usne apne lover se puchha:” jaanu, unhone kya btaya ki maimarne waali hu ? Uske lover ne usse kaha: “Nahi , Tum Jinda rahogi.. jaise hi usne aisa kaha, wo rone lag gyi.. “Us ladki ne kaha” Aap itne wiswaas ke saath kesekeh saktehai??? “Darwaaze ki taraf mudte huye uske lover ne kaha :” kyuki mujhe pata hai…” dusre din wo 20 saal kiho gyi, usse hospital se discharge kar diya gya aur wo ghar...
If it weren’t for the friends we made in high school and college, the many years we spent trying to ‘educate’ ourselves would have been one huge nightmare. Here is a special mention to that one dirty-minded friend we’ve all had, who gave a little twist to the most boring situations we encountered. Here are the things every person who has had a friend with a dirty mind will understand: 1. They can take anything and turn it into something dirty 2. They’re the first person to think of anything dirty in your entire friend group 3. When they’re not around and some double-meaning stuff comes up, they’re the first person you think of If he/she were here, they’d laugh. 4. You often hear them crack inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times 5. Every time someone says something that is potentially a double-meaning joke, they are the first ones to laugh. You know what’s going on in their heads. 6.Every time they text you to tell you an inside joke, they’re sure to send a ‘;)’ emoji ...
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