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चेन्नई में समुद्र के किनारे, एक सज्जन धोती कुर्ता में भगवद गीता पढ़ रहे थे। तभी वहां एक लड़का आया और बोला कि आज साइंस का जमाना है... फिर भी आप लोग ऐसी किताबें पढ़ते हो!   देखिए, जमाना चांद पर पहुंच गया है... और आप लोग ये गीता रामायण पर ही अटके हुए हो...।  उन सज्जन ने लड़के से पूंछा की - तुम गीता के बारे में क्या जानते हो?  वह लड़का जोश में आकर बोला - अरे बकवास... मैं विक्रम साराभाई रिसर्च संस्थान का छात्र हूं... I am a scientist... ये गीता तो बकवास है हमारे आगे।  वह सज्जन हंसने लगे... तभी 2 बड़ी-बड़ी गाड़ियां वहां आयी... एक गाड़ी से कुछ ब्लैक कमांडो निकले... और एक गाड़ी से एक सैनिक। सैनिक ने कार के पीछे का गेट खोला तो वह सज्जन पुरुष चुपचाप गाड़ी में जाकर बैठ गए।  लड़का ये सब देखकर हक्का-बक्का था।  उसने दौड़कर उनसे पूंछा - सर... सर आप कौन हैं??  वह सज्जन बोले - तुम जिस विक्रम साराभाई रिसर्च इंस्टीट्यूट में पढ़ते हो, मैं वहीं विक्रम साराभाई हूं...।  लड़के को 440 वाट का झट़का लगा!!!  इसी भगवद गीता को पढ़कर, डॉ अब्दुल कलाम ने हिन्दू जीवन शैली अपना ली और आजीवन मांस न खाने की प्रतिज्ञा कर ली थी!   गीता एक महाविज्ञान है... गर्व कीजिये।  श्रीकृष्णम् वन्दे जगद्गुरुम्

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