17 Things that Change Once You Have a Girlfriend


1. Congratulations, You Are Also a Chauffeur Now

2. Now That You’re Taken Suddenly Girls Start Taking More Interest In You 

3. You Now Know the Real Value of Deodorant

4. You Dress Better – She Has Officially Taken Over Your Entire Wardrobe. 

5. Like It or Not - Her Brother Is Your New BFF

6. Mall Hopping and Shopping Is The New Sport 

7. You’re Always Broke… Well Even More So Than When You Were Single

8. You Change Your Mobile Plan to “Endless Talk time”

9. You Never Knew Sharing Would Lead To So Much “Caring”

10. You Live Out Your Dream of Hanging Out At a Girls College

11. But Secretly You Miss Hanging With The Boys

12.  You May Call Your Dad By His Name But Her Parents Are Aunty-ji and Uncle-ji 

13. From Simple Cutting Chai You Have Now Switched To Cappucino

 ~ But Secretly you miss cutting chai

14. You Feel More Educated & Informed

~As you now know your neons from pastels and that heels are also called pumps.

15. You Now Enjoy Romantic Films Like Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhaniya

~ But secretly you wish you were watching Bruce Willis in the Expendables  instead of a soppy chic flic.

16. Your Health Conscious Girlfriend Insisits You Eat Bitter Dark Chocolate Because It’s Way more Healthy Than  Regular chocolate

~  But secretly you miss sweet gooooey 5 star bars

17. You Learn That Silence Is Not Necessarily Golden

~ “I’m fine ” – means that you screwed up big time. You learn woman code painfully and slowly.

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