If it weren’t for the friends we made in high school and college, the many years we spent trying to ‘educate’ ourselves would have been one huge nightmare. Here is a special mention to that one dirty-minded friend we’ve all had, who gave a little twist to the most boring situations we encountered. Here are the things every person who has had a friend with a dirty mind will understand: 1. They can take anything and turn it into something dirty 2. They’re the first person to think of anything dirty in your entire friend group 3. When they’re not around and some double-meaning stuff comes up, they’re the first person you think of If he/she were here, they’d laugh. 4. You often hear them crack inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times 5. Every time someone says something that is potentially a double-meaning joke, they are the first ones to laugh. You know what’s going on in their heads. 6.Every time they text you to tell you an inside joke, they’re sure to send a ‘;)’ emoji ...
We are often told that the ideal way to drive through life is by having a perfect partner. I think those sayings were all correct. There is no fun in staying a lone wolf. Afterall, all that freedom you get being single seems too much to handle after a point. Here, 10 reasons why being single sucks: 1. Because staying single means the only compliments you will get are from your mother. 2. Because being single leaves you with No One to Even Rub Your Back, forget about sex. The desperation for what eventually makes you go fanatically crazy. 3. Being single means you’re going to spend more than 40 hours watching porn in a week. Not Good! 4. For some reason, you now over-analyze every text that’s been sent by a girl, which is only pushing you towards friendzone. 5. It makes you listen to all the terrible dating advice your friends have got for you. 6. It leaves you with too much of “Me Time’’ to deal with. 7. Being single means bein...
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