200 Best Ever Whatsapp Status
In this world of internet if we
talk about a messaging applications then first name come on your lips is
WhatsApp ! In Whatsapp, Whatsapp status are use to share your feeling
and what's happening now around you in the form of the words and Whatsapp
smileys, emojies and emotions (all words are almost same !). as Whatsapp
statuses are very trending over the internet. here we are
providing a bunch of best ever Whatsapp status which are dedicated to
all Whatsapp users around the world.
So, here we're serving 200 Best
Ever Whatsapp status which are short, Cool, Crazy, Creative,
about Attitude, Funny, quotes, for love and much more !
Best Ever Whatsapp Status :
1. I'm not SHORT, I am just
concentrated AWESOME !
2. I smile ...Because I don't
know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
3. My attitude will always be
based on how you treat me.
4. I am who I am, Your approval
is not needed.
5. Life is too short to be
serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH
AT YOU.
6. "370HSSV0773H" Read
it upside down.
7. How other see you, is not
important...How you see yourself means everything.
8. Every mother on earth gave
birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
9. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself,
sometime i need expert advice.
10. When people talk behind my
back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
11. An apple in a day keeps
anyone away, If you through it hard.
12. I'll hit you so hard even
GOOGLE wan't able to find you.
13. I tried to be normal. Worst
two minutes of my life.
14. After Monday and Tuesday,
even calendar says W T F...
15. Life was much easier when
APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
16. Sitting in class wondering
how the hell the teacher
got the job.
17. Stay strong, make them wonder
how you're still
smiling.
18. Come in my Heart and pay no
rent.
19. If you don't care, stop
talking about it.
20. I’m shy at first, but once
I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
21. Attitude is like underwear
Don’t show it just wore it !
22. My heart is stolen…can I
check your bra?
23. Beautiful face, Beautiful
body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
24. I don't insult people, I just
describe them.
25. I enjoy when people show
Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
26. No matter how much i try to
forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
27. God is really creative, I
mean ...just look at me !
28. I hate when people look at my
phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just
none of their damn business :/
29. You will find a girl prettier
than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl
just like me.
30. Sometimes i feel like giving
up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong. ��
31. If you love me raise your
hand & you don't then raise your standard.
32. I am Neither Batman Nor
Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
33. Beauty Fades After Time, But
Personality Is Forever!
34. I'm Jealous Of My Parents…
I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
35. Stop checking my status ! Go
Get A Life :P
36. I don’t have time to hate
people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.
37. I will marry the girl, who
look pretty in her Adhaar card.
38. Just saw the most smartest
person when i was in front of the mirror :P
39. My study period = 15 minutes.
My break time = 3 hours.
40. No matter how “busy” a person
is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
41. Love is cute when it’s new,
but love is most beautiful when it last.
42. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
to reveal my status.
43. I am so clever that
sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
44. I don’t have a dirty
mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
45. My favourite kind of people
are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
46. Be a good person in
life, but be bad on the bed. ;)
47. Food, Water, Sleep,
Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
48. If a man whistles at
you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
49. Don’t play stupid with me, I
am better at it..
50. I need a Google in my
mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
51. I am nobody. Nobody is
perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
52. People say nothing is
impossible, but I do nothing every day.
53. Sometimes one middle
finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two
hands.
54. Some people need to open
their small minds instead of their big mouths.
55. My silence doesn't mean
that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just
don’t want to understand!!!
56. I Don't Care About
Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect
Personality.
57. There is no market for
YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
58. I'm not going to feel
sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart
enough to let you go.
59. Admit it, you are not
the same person you were a year ago.
60. Girl, you better have a
license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
61. You are the first person
who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
62. Hello, I’m a thief, and
I’m here to steal your heart.
63. I can’t read lips unless
they’re touching mine.
64. God was showing off when
He created you.
65. The two hardest things
to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
66. Don’t waste your time
with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
67. Life is so much better
when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for
yourself.
68. Most emotional moment in
a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
69. Don't TRUST too much ,
don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT
you so much !
70. Don’t cheat. If you’re
not happy just leave.
71. Perfect boyfriend : Does
not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P
72. Girl’s eyes are faster
than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle
in forgetting a boy that she loved.
73. Never apologize for being
you.
74. You don’t need to like
me I’m not Facebook..
75. I'm crazy but original
you try to be me and you fail..
76. I’m not immature…i just
know how to have fun.
77. I have a bad habit of reading
a text and forgetting to reply.
78. Totally available!! Please
disturb me!!
79. My room + internet connection
+ music + food – homework = perfect day
80. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy
saving mode..
81. YOUR dream is to have an
iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school...
82. Music is my escape from
the bullshit in life..
83. Be yourself! You’re not
born to impress any one..
84. It’s better living in the zoo
than living with you..
85. When words fail, tears speak..
86. No matter if my name is not
big, but I have done big works.
87. Don't do homework save
paper! :P
88. I’m a good boy with bad
habits :P
89. Respecting a women is
the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…
90. flip the coin.. head i
am yours, tail you are mine. :)
91. Mans are many but money is
money :D
92. She takes your hand, I die a
little… :(
93. I can drive you crazy
without a drivers license.
94. If being hot is a crime
…………….. ARREST ME.
95. I don’t hate schooI. I
just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the
morning.
96. Treat me like a queen
and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you
how its played.
97. When I ask you to listen
a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
98. Never be fooled by what
you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
99. I need a lifetime lover,
not a night time lover.
100. Some people are perfect
in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
101. When I close my eyes, I
see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
102. GIRL: Describe me in 1
word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
103. The only math I can
remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
104. I don’t trust anyone.
Even the Devil was once an Angel.
105. My first name and your
last name would sound great together.
106. I might as well call
you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
107. I am the type of person
who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)
108. I feel like a Indiana
Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
109. ME without you is like:
Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
110. People need to lose the
attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
111. I am not scared of dying, I
just don’t want to!
112. History is made by
those who BREAK THE RULES.
113. I’m not actually this
tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
114. There is something
wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
115. If nothing lasts
forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
116. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
117. Two things only a man
cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
118. It’s funny how many
lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
119. I lost my teddy bear.
Can i sleep with you?
120. I’ve noticed you noticing me
and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
121. The whole world is
great! That is…until you wake up.
122. I'm a liar. But then,
how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
123. If you are going to
speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
124. Happy on the outside,
but simply dieing on the inside.
125. Girls are like parking
spaces, all the good ones are taken.
126. No matter where I am,
no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there
from the start.
127. My mind tells me to
give up, my heart won’t let me.
128. I won’t try to be
awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
129. Genius by birth evil by
nature human by chance..
130. My life is open book
but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
131. Warning, it’s not safe
to talk to me at the moment..
132. I am free of all
prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
133. If people are trying to
bring you down it only means that you are above them.
134. Good relationship
doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust
and a *He* who can be loyal.
135. What is the main reason
for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
136. Sometimes I think to
write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
137. I would like to shot by
Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
138. You ignored the
softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
139. If you want to be rude
then you should become a celebrity.
140. I say this; I say that,
what the hell you want to listen from me?
141. Let me hurt your face,
may be I got a little relief by doing this.
142. Hated by many, wanted
by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
143. Loving you is like
breathing How can I stop?
144. I just had to come talk
with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
145. I’ll be yours forever,
just tell me when to start.
146. Alcohol may be man’s
worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
147. I love the ones who are
in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made
it fantastic.
148. If my love for you is a
crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
149. Its amazing how crazy i
feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
150. I wish that I could put
my status to what I am really thinking…
151. Whatever you do, good
or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
152. Hey
there ! WhatsApp is using me .
153. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen
at".
154. Hey there! be there.
155. I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!
156. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
157. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
158. Person you love is 72.8% water.
159. My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
160. can't WhatsApp,only calls !
161. Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !
162. Cant walk... vehicles only..!
163. Stop ! Status under construction :D
164. Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
165. Hey WhatsApp, I'm using you!
166. If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D
167. Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
168. Space available for advertisement.:-p
169. I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.
170. Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)
171. the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P
172. Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!
173. (bell symbol) Engineering
174. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
175. Hey there! You're using WhatsApp!
176. Read books instead of reading my status!
177. Available when get WiFi Network !!
178. Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
179. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!
180. I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
181. Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D
182. Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
183. Hey there! I'm using cocaine :D
184. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
185. Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
186. Yes , I m single , & You've to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
187. I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
188. Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
189. When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D
190. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
191. I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.
192. I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
193. Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
194. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
195. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
196. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D
197. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
198. Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
199. Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
200. Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
154. Hey there! be there.
155. I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!
156. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
157. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
158. Person you love is 72.8% water.
159. My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
160. can't WhatsApp,only calls !
161. Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !
162. Cant walk... vehicles only..!
163. Stop ! Status under construction :D
164. Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
165. Hey WhatsApp, I'm using you!
166. If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24x7 :-P :-D
167. Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
168. Space available for advertisement.:-p
169. I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.
170. Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)
171. the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P
172. Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!
173. (bell symbol) Engineering
174. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
175. Hey there! You're using WhatsApp!
176. Read books instead of reading my status!
177. Available when get WiFi Network !!
178. Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
179. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!
180. I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
181. Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D
182. Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
183. Hey there! I'm using cocaine :D
184. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
185. Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
186. Yes , I m single , & You've to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
187. I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
188. Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
189. When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D
190. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
191. I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.
192. I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
193. Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
194. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
195. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
196. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D
197. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
198. Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
199. Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
200. Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
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