13 Apparent things that people from Delhi say and do.


The capital is rife with the colors of brilliance what’s more colorful and vibrant  are the people of the city, if you have been living in Delhi or have visited the same at least once , we are sure you must have witnessed at least 3 of these.

1. “Make useless abbreviations”

“Let’s go shopping at HKV (Hauz Khas Village)today”, “I’m going till CS(Central Secretariat)”

2. “Use an incomprehensible accent”

Bayya, Yay Aloo Kitne ka diaaa?

3. “Let’s get Drunk”

Making out with the floor after two drinks

4. “I’m dieting”

“We’ll have a large cheesoroni pizza, with cheese dripping garlic breads, molten chocolate cake and ‘Diet Coke’ ”

5. “Obsession with brands gone wrong”

“I got this from Lewis Vittan” (Louis Vuitton)
“Bhai dekh Puma ki gaadi” (Jaguar)

6. “Super Bass Tubes playing Yo Yo Honey Singh”

The most important accessory that every car must have.

7. “Bhaaai, Toottaaaaa”

I weep for the future of semantics.

8. Post 10′o clock -”Yaar Haryana chale daaru lene”

The ray of hope lies bleak

9. “Let’s go to the mall na?”

because power cuts in the capital are now rampant.

10. “Bhenc**d”

No specific reason.

11. “Boys with swag”

Boys in super skinny jeans, shoes with heads pointier than a syringe and longer than Pinocchio’s nose.

12. “Sarojni Market is so DM (down market).”

Say people who are spotted in Sarojni every other weekend.
and the classic

13. “Tu Janta hai mera Baap kaun hai ?”

Stupid question begets inappropriate answer

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