10 Things I Wish My Smartphone Could Do!


1. Act As A Remote Control 

Moving every now and then from my bedroom/living room to the kitchen is painful, If only my smart phone could be a remote control, helping me to switch on and off the oven, the coffee maker and many more things.

2. Be My Credit/Debit Card

Carrying a wallet with credit/debit card for a good drinking session or a night out party is a disaster in making. Instead, I would prefer using my smart phone as credit card.

3. Behave As a Lie – O – Meter

Sick of people lying all the time, I want a lie-o-meter in my smart phone – A beep when people talk and a red alert when they text or chat…

4. Dry My Nails

Nothing can actually dry my nail fast and I have to sit and wait forever. I wish my smart phone could emit a light, warming my nail paint in just 1,2, and 3 seconds! Also, the same light could dry my dress if I accidentally splashed  liquid on my dress. What a great rescue!

5. To Locate Other People’s Location

A smart phone that can locate the exact position of other person. So that I know where they stand when they say, “I’ll be there in 5 minutes!“

6. Guide Me To Type So That I Use Diplomatic Words and Avoid a Murderous Fight

We all have seen Hindi movies where the husband is in a mess when he wrongly types a text and send it to his wife, instead of sending it to his gf. Well, such a thing would really save me and others lot of time and efforts.

7. Have Speakers as Loud as my Car

A smart phone with loud speakers, well, that actually solves tons of problem!

8. Converse With My Talkative Mother-In-Law

Some people just talk, talk, and talk without getting tired. I wish my phone could talk to them, while I do my own stuff, without letting them know that it is not me but my smart phone.

9. Act As A Cooler When I Travel In a Over Crowded Local Train

Perhaps a soothing light from a smartphone can do this trick – I wish, I wish, I wish a soothing air or light coming from a small outlet from my phone, helping me to get rid of the smelly sweat.

10. Be Vocal and Give Me Directions While I Walk/Drive

Just imagine the phone saying, “Take left, move straight, walk towards the first lane“…Sounds fun?

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