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10 Most Funny English Fails You Can Only Find In India

1. Only Indians get overwhelmed with the idea of using Only at the end of every sentence. It makes every sentence so easy, so complete in itself, right? ‘I am here only’… ‘We are always having fun like that only’… you can just keep going. 2. My Brother is in foreign, so we are going to foreign next month. Foreign is an adjective, you cannot use it as a noun. Stop changing the rules. Every time I hear someone saying this I am like: 3. Real-brother/Real-Sister.  If you too say phrases like real-brother or cousin-sister you seriously need to join English speaking classes or maybe hire a translator. Because… 4. Myself XYZ 5. What is your good name?  Good name? Seriously? Could someone possibly be having a ‘bad name’ as well? Stop using literal translations from Hindi to English. 6. Please Revert back We often come across the term “Revert Back” or “Kindly Revert Back” and it is absolutely incorrect. Revert and back have the same meaning. 7. Ple

10 Reasons Why It’s A Blessing To Be With A Childhood Sweetheart

It sounds surreal when someone talks about meeting their life-partner in their teens, some find it sweet. You met each other young, fell in love and are still going strong, this small write-up aims to celebrate just that. 1. You both know each other in and out, you don’t need to know them more because you have been together since puberty hit you in the face. 2. You don’t need to keep any secrets from each other because frankly, there aren’t any. 3. While your friends are still looking for ‘the one’, you have it covered for years. 4. You know each other’s kinks and fetishes well . 5. You’ve been through thick and thin, from empty bank accounts to your day of pride and everything accomplished in between, together. 6. And you’ve got the craziest stories of romantic feats, many that left you teary eyed and many more that leaves everyone with an “aww”. 7. Yes, you’ve been into the ugliest of fights one can imagine but the fact that you got over it and came ba

10 Signs that you can probably Conjure Creativity out of thin Air

No wonder we all consider ourselves creative. But a creative self is more complicated than a non-creative self. This set of people, no matter what they do or achieve – hardly feel content in their life. They always expect to do something else/something extra that could make a difference. But how to actually figure out that you fit the definition of creative? Well, creativity involves the coming together of multitude of traits, behaviours and social influences in a single person. Here are a few points that might help you finding out that if you’re born with that creative spark and then maybe you can set the world on fire someday. 1. You’re lost in your own world when others are gasping to manage the real one. 2. Long conversations can rarely hold your interest. 3. You act like a little snooty bitch at times. 4. You work on the hours than work for them. 5. You think that time always flies. 6. You’ll trade your life for new experiences any damn day. 7.

10 Things I Wish My Smartphone Could Do!

1. Act As A Remote Control  Moving every now and then from my bedroom/living room to the kitchen is painful, If only my smart phone could be a remote control, helping me to switch on and off the oven, the coffee maker and many more things. 2. Be My Credit/Debit Card Carrying a wallet with credit/debit card for a good drinking session or a night out party is a disaster in making. Instead, I would prefer using my smart phone as credit card. 3. Behave As a Lie – O – Meter Sick of people lying all the time, I want a lie-o-meter in my smart phone – A beep when people talk and a red alert when they text or chat… 4. Dry My Nails Nothing can actually dry my nail fast and I have to sit and wait forever. I wish my smart phone could emit a light, warming my nail paint in just 1,2, and 3 seconds! Also, the same light could dry my dress if I accidentally splashed  liquid on my dress. What a great rescue! 5. To Locate Other People’s Location A smart phone that can locate the

200 Best Ever Whatsapp Status

In this world of internet if we talk about a messaging applications then first name come on your lips is WhatsApp ! In Whatsapp, Whatsapp status are use to share your feeling and what's happening now around you in the form of the words and Whatsapp smileys, emojies and emotions (all words are almost same !). as Whatsapp statuses are very trending over the internet.  here we are providing a bunch of best ever Whatsapp status which are dedicated to all Whatsapp users around the world. So, here we're serving 200  Best Ever Whatsapp status which are short, Cool, Crazy, Creative, about Attitude, Funny, quotes, for love and much more ! Best Ever Whatsapp Status : 1. I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME ! 2. I smile ...Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on. 3. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me. 4. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed. 5. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't la

11 Signs You Are Socially Awkward and Hate People

Not everyone can get along with people easily and these 11 signs will help you decide if you’re one such socially awkward person: 1. The one and only thought that makes you exhausted every day is the fact that YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE 2. Everytime other people open their mouth to release a set of works you are like 3. Just because no one in this world can technically amuse you and you have to fake your laugh all the time – your cheekbones is on all-time unease tension 4. For some reason you always unknowingly end up scratching your forehead with a middle finger 5. You have the biggest and the most powerful set of headphone ever invented 6. It’s always so hard for you to be friends with an outgoing, super-extrovert fellow  7. People often denote you with words like ungrateful and cynic, unknowing of your complicated brain condition 8. You often spend your holidays in some isolated, less travelled corners of Himalayas 9. Your only friends with peo

11 Brand Taglines that Sound Really Wrong when you say them aloud

Now all the brands in the world launch campaigns while keeping the best intentions in mind but sometimes the taglines they come up with can go really wrong, so wrong that you can’t even speak them aloud in public without any context, such as these. 1. Parle Marie- Yahi Marie, Sahi Marie 2. Fevicol-  Pakde Rehna Chodna Nahi  3. Moov- aaaahhhh se ahaaa tak 4. Red FM- Bajate Raho 5. Slice- Khelungi Main Ras ki Holi 6. Kurkure- Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai 7. Revital- Thakna Mana Hai  8. Polo- The Mint with a hole 9. Amaron- Lasts long, Really Long 10. Coke- Piyo Sar Utha Ke 11. Videocon- Bada hai to behtar hai

12 Personality Traits That Define You’re Born Creative

Creative people see the world from a different perspective and that’s what makes them creative. 12 things that clearly tell if you fall in that lot: 1. Your get bored very easily – especially during the long boring conversations. 2. Unlike others you colour outside the lines. 3. Among your known ones you have a reputation for eccentricity. 4. You are far from the talents of MF Hussain but you love to sketch and you’re often found sketching alien faces during office meetings by your co-workers. 5. You think with your heart. 6. You are never satisfied with your day-job. 7. No matter what you do, you’re just not afraid of making mistakes. 8. You hate the rules and always inspire others to avoid succumbing of blindly following others like a heard of sheep. 9. You prefer to work independently and other people consider you less socializing for that reason. 10. You daydream a lot. 11. Travel and photography have always attracted you.. 12. You dr

13 Apparent things that people from Delhi say and do.

The capital is rife with the colors of brilliance what’s more colorful and vibrant  are the people of the city, if you have been living in Delhi or have visited the same at least once , we are sure you must have witnessed at least 3 of these. 1. “Make useless abbreviations” “Let’s go shopping at HKV ( Hauz Khas Village )today”, “I’m going till CS(Central Secretariat)” 2. “Use an incomprehensible accent” Bayya, Yay Aloo Kitne ka diaaa? 3. “Let’s get Drunk” Making out with the floor after two drinks 4. “I’m dieting” “We’ll have a large cheesoroni pizza, with cheese dripping garlic breads, molten chocolate cake and ‘Diet Coke’ ” 5. “Obsession with brands gone wrong” “I got this from Lewis Vittan” (Louis Vuitton) “Bhai dekh Puma ki gaadi” (Jaguar) 6. “Super Bass Tubes playing Yo Yo Honey Singh” The most important accessory that every car must have. 7. “Bhaaai, Toottaaaaa” I weep for the future of semantics. 8. Post 10′o clock -”Yaar H

13 Daily Struggles Of People Who Are Just Too Nice

There are two types of people in the world: nice people and everybody else. The former kind will always be smiling at everyone and you'll never see them angry. They'll cry with you when you cry and they'll help you out if they can. They'll always sweetly compliment everyone. They'll even give people cash without asking questions. They'll do anything to keep everyone happy because they just can't stand the thought of anyone being mad at them. So if you are one of these sweet darlings, you might be facing these troubles on a daily basis: 1. Your dictionary doesn't have the word 'no'. You end up doing other people's work, on top of yours and mostly worked out! 2. And if by chance you do say no to someone, you keep wondering if that makes you a bad person. 3. Although, sarcastic comments make you go mad, all can do is sweetly smile back. 4. You never get to sit in public transport even if you're damn tired, because you always g

13 Things you would experience while getting Admission in a College

While college life is the best phase of one’s youth and it passes like a breeze but getting through the burning labyrinth of complex procedures can be quite a back breaker, there can be no metaphorical equivalent of the atrocities that one has to go through while completing the procedure of getting admitted into a college. I am not trying to scare the college aspirants but yes, be petrified, not scared. 1. It starts with a mile long queue leading to a multi-counter window with a hunger for happiness. 2. Then it might happen that till your turn is up they might shut the window on your face. Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new enemy in grown up life – Lunch Time. 3. You’ll now realize the importance of golawallahs and lemon soda makers and parantha on wheels. 4. You’ll enter the canteen in this course and whine about almost everything on the menu. Don’t worry you’ll soon find yourself spending a major part of your day here. 5. Post lunch, you’ll meet the burping off

15 Things That Girls In India Are Tired Of Hearing

Women project and personify an interesting design of genomes, differing in great respects from men. And what drives us to act like a frenzied chicken with its head cut-off? Those gross generalizations that are very shamelessly wrapped like candy-cane twisters, into disgusting one-liners, that have become the “oh-so-common” catch-phrases for irritating  a girl, to the point of ennui and disgust. So, here are 15 things that most of the girls in India , are tired of hearing: 1) “Are you acquainted with the traditional art of culinary appeasement, that generally involves you to prepare a lavish cuisine for your husband (and his famiy), and sit at the wrong end of the table, to just heave some <sighs and ughs>, as they gorge on all the good stuff, like gluttons?” No? NO? Oh, well! 2) “You are DARK.. Like so much so, you’re giving the brazen ol’ dark Spaniards a competition”. Well, I’m sure that’s how the eternal abyss looks like.WHEN YOU ARE DEAD....DARK. PITCH DARK. Am I the

Philosophy - A Lecture for Life

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’ The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed.. ‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar rep

15 Life Hacks Every College Student Must Know

College life has always been the best years of any person’s life because you have all the freedom and you are answerable to no one. The excitement, joy and the feeling of being free is always pleasurable. These 15 life hacks will make your college days even better. Check these out and let us know your favourite. 1. No more wastage of time for finding keys This is the best way to utilize a ball as a key chain holder, even envelope and napkin holder as well. Now you do not need to waste your time on finding keys and it also saves money. 2. No more lap burnings, Cool down you laptop with the help of an egg carton Putting an egg carton beneath the laptop will help in cooling it down and this will also help in preventing burnt laps. 3. Warm up your last night pizza by putting it with a glass of water. This won’t make it chewy Putting a last night pizza with a glass of  water in a microwave, will maintain it’s crunch and it will not be chewy 4. For the lazy souls.. !! Ramen’s c